Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
