I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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