you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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