I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
