Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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