I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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