We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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