oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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