Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
now i know why i became what i already was.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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