i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You pole danced in your parka.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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