i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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