Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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