Moan for me like Helen Keller
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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