So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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