kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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