Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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