oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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