Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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