I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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