I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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