Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
