so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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