OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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