A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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