you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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