either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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