Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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