i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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