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Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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