Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Boobs are out for the taking
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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