i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.