This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.