the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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