I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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