Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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