Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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