May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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