Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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