hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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