Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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