if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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