sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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