Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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