I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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