Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Non-Jews are for practice
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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