she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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