Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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