isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Never underestimate the power of titties
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