I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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