at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
