Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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