Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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