I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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