i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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