i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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