whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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