can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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