I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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